“All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God” Voltaire

Yesterday we did drinks with another couple... and after some non-classy remarks, I told him that occasionally I felt like punching him in the nose... he asked why, and I said that the things he said made me think of an annoying 13 year old... who I also wanted to punch in the nose...

Later during the night, after I might have made a penis innuendo joke, he laughed and said, "That makes me want to punch you in the nose"...

Which made me wonder, why did I add nose onto it?  Why not just punch you in the face?  When he said it back to me, all I could think of was puppets... and him as a puppet... like this puppet, but with a giant nose.

like this maybe:

Because if you punched that puppet in the face, you would really only be punching him in the nose...

I don't actually want to punch anyone in the nose.  If I were going to punch someone I think the jaw/cheek/belly/arm/chest would be better.  Noses are just too awkward to punch.

Also, if my Uncle George was a Muppet, he would be Rowlf .

Lastly, Miss Piggy is still my favorite... she is so amazing.



*maike rinaye*